Medication? Sure! For the low, low price of…

…carte-blanche access to all of your medical records for all of corporate America!

They also keep “extending the patent” on this particular med. Wonder what its expiration is at now?

Plus, gotta love the “if there’s an accident and your info is shared, it’s not private anymore,” which is legal-speak for the between-the-lines “and thus we can’t really be held liable for anything we label an ‘accident.’”

Sigh.

Anytime anyone gets, like, pissed enough to actually want to save the world… DO let me know.

I have something of a… legendary idea.

Till then…

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